I spoke to my friend about the salamanders. As it turns out, two different species of salamanders are not able to reproduce. The eggs that Pinkerton laid, Nichole assures me, are duds. Freaking nature. It’s a wacky thing.
Additional Update: I feel stupid for admitting this, but what I saw was definitely not an egg. Salamander eggs are apparently translucent and have black spots in them. What I saw was blackish gray and large and sort of bulb shaped. It was salamander poop. I guess salamanders metabolize slowly, because this is the first time I’ve seen a poop like this show up in the tank. And why the hell are they pooping in the water dish anyway? I know I’m the stupid one for mistaking a piece of crap for amphibian eggs, but what kind of stupid animal craps in its own water dish?
Damn you KZ! We could have made bank off that. Whoa, what if they’re real though? We could make even more money!! It’d be like Arnold in “Junior” except not really and I doubt Pinkie is going to run in the next election. But it’d be sick if hesh (he/she) did.