I may feel like a train wreck, both physically and emotionally, but that’s not nearly enough to make me overlook the fact that today at the supermarket, this hot Asian girl totally checked me out while I was shopping for canned soup. If laughter is the best medicine, then I’d say that the benign attention of a woman comes in at a very close second.
Unless SHE’s laughing at you
Bastard! Why did you have to add that variable into the mix?