Blasphemer: There’s no such thing as a hell.
Believer: Yes there is.
Blasphemer: Says who?
Believer: Says God. It’s in the Bible.
Blasphemer: [Pulls out a piece of paper and writes on it. Hands the paper to Believer.] Here, read this.
Believer: What is it? [Examines the paper, which reads, “There is no hell.”] What the hell is this?
Blasphemer: It’s the word of God.
Believer: No it’s not.
Blasphemer: Sure it is. God just told me to write it.
Believer: No he didn’t.
Blasphemer: You don’t believe me?
Believer: No, of course I don’t.
Blasphemer: See? This independent thought thing ain’t so hard, is it?
Believer: Get out of my house.
Blasphemer: No, you get out of my house.
Believer: You’re an ass.
Blasphemer: Too right. Let me find my pants, and then I’ll be on my way.
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