The Ex: stop being mean to me
The Ex: you’re like screaming at me
Kevin: i’m just using bigger font. i’m enunciating, so to speak.
The Ex: right
The Ex: kz needs to get laid
Kevin: low blow
Kevin: why go there?
Kevin: i just helped you out, and you repay me by talking about my inferior wang
The Ex: it’s not inferior
Kevin: lmao i’m posting that one [and I did!]
Kevin: but still though, you had to get into the whole “kz isn’t getting laid” thing. coming from an ex, that’s just insult upon injury.
Kevin: first you take away the whole “being laid” thing from me to begin with, and then you make fun of me for it
The Ex: what??
Kevin: it’s like stealing somebody’s car
Kevin: and then heckling him as you drive by in the stolen car the next morning as you see him walking to work
The Ex: no it’s not
Kevin: bah
lmao! That just totally made my night.