Fixing a Faux Pas

Kevin: boo
Vanna: *half-hearted shriek*
Vanna: too tired… ^_^;
Kevin: i wanted to thank you for being responsible for the 1000th SantaBearCam visit
Kevin: you are the winner!
Kevin: ::fanfare::
Kevin: ::balloons::
Kevin: ::confetti::
Vanna: am i?!?
Vanna: *gasp* WAHOO!!!
Vanna: *rolls around in confetti* YIPPEE!
Vanna: what glorious fun!
Kevin: lol
Vanna: ha ha
Kevin: =)
Kevin: yeah, i see that a Covad user was visitor 1000
Kevin: and you’re the only Covad person I know of
Vanna: covad?
Kevin: isn’t that your internet service provider?
Kevin: oh, doh…are you comcast?
Vanna: yeah
Vanna: awww… does this mean i’m not the one? 🙁
Kevin: ::quietly sweeps away the confetti::
Vanna: you cruel cruel man… getting a girl’s hopes up for nothing
Kevin: ::stops the music::
Vanna: i still have confetti in my hair…
Kevin: ::vaccums vanna’s hair with a flowbee::
Vanna: *softly cries*
Kevin: sorry =(
Vanna: :'(
Kevin: 1001! yeah!
Kevin: ::confetti::
Kevin: ::balloons::
Vanna: >:o
Kevin: ::fanfare?::
Kevin: lol
Vanna: you suck, kz