KEVIN: God?
GOD: Yes?
KEVIN: What is the meaning of life? I want to know the truth. Please don’t feed me some horseshit answer that will only reinforce my resentment and my disdain. What the hell is the point?
GOD: Would it be such a bad thing if I told you that life amounted to nothing more than the endeavor to exist?
KEVIN: I know I’m not the first person to have asked you that question. Are you telling me that that’s the best answer you’ve been able to come up with after all this time?
GOD: Well, it’s one of my favorites.
Your conversation with Him has just confirmed what I’ve always suspected. He has a sick sense of humour. Strange. I would have thought He and I would have gotten along better as a result.
God, he’s such a dick.