Kevin: come to the dark side
Tara: only if there’s good food there
Kevin: excellent food
Kevin: filet of tomato
Kevin: prime potato
Kevin: carrot chops
Tara: LoL
Kevin: rack of celery
Okay, so off the cuff, I’m not very good at naming vegetarian dishes. I should work on improvising.
why you little…do i have to come over there and kick your carnivore ass?
HA! You probably wouldn’t have the strength to lift your leg and make a kicking motion with it. Eat a burger, silly wabbit.
oh…i won’t even tell you all the ways i’m just like a rabbit….
Because you eat carrots, talk like a crook from a 1930’s gangster movie, and you can defy the laws of physics by being everywhere at once, right? Yeah, I’ve heard it all before.