Have you ever had one of those dry spells as a blogger where you lose your creative will for half a month because you’re coming home exhausted from work every night, too tired and depressed to write anything worthwhile?
Yeah, me neither. On a completely unrelated note, I haven’t written anything new over the past two weeks because I’ve been too busy battling evil ninjas, landing back flips on motorcycles while flying through fiery hoops, learning how to play the guitar solo for Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Free Bird” left-handed because I got bored playing it so perfectly with my right hand, slaying dragons, and not returning Helen Hunt’s telephone calls.
You probably have two questions about that last paragraph. First, yes, I said “slaying dragons”. Did I forget to tell you that I rediscovered the world’s last remaining population of dragons back in October? Yeah, well, don’t get too excited, because it turns out that dragons are all a bunch of dicks. Trust me on this. They’ll all be dead in another two weeks if everything goes my way. Second, yes, I am screening my calls in an effort to avoid Helen Hunt. I already have a lady in my life, Helen. I’m sorry you had to hear it here.
Well, that’s the latest from me. I’ll come back and write something new once I’ve finished kicking so much ass.
You too, huh? Man, it’s like we’re leading parallel lives. Helen Hunt is a persistant bitch, isn’t she? Helen, I’m NOT gay so just leave me alone already!
I feel so left out. Helen hasn’t been returning *my* calls. Maybe I need to play hard to get.
In the meantime I’ll work on perfecting my motorcycle back flips to get her attention.
You’d be doing me a huge favor if you could just get Helen Hunt to look the other way while I sneak out the back door. I must admit, though, that I am feeling conflicted after discovering that Helen Hunt has been pursuing Nicky as well.
Helen, can we talk? You have my number…
Nicky, this is a revelation to me. Helen Hunt has been chasing after you as well? I suddenly feel so cheap. Maybe Helen and I should have a talk after all.
Man, Helen’s calling you guys back? I left her a few messages & got nothing. =( Maybe you guys can mention my name & tell her how super mega awesome I am.
Call me Helen…please?
lol @ “I got bored playing it so perfectly with my right hand.”
Also, I was watching TV the other day and What Women Want was on. Now, this may sound strange, but did anyone else ever notice how different Helen Hunt’s teeth look in that movie? If you watch Twister or As Good As It Gets, her teeth look like normal teeth. But all of the sudden she stars in WWW and her teeth become bigger and super white! I’m not sure if she got caps or was simply replaced by an alien-Helen Hunt, but it’s weird.
It’s been a while since I’ve seen that movie, but I don’t ever recall thinking Helen Hunt’s teeth looking strange. Give me a call the next time you see it on cable, and I’ll switch it on.
OK. I might have made a bigger deal out of this than I needed to. You be the judge.
Here’s Helen with her normal human teeth.
And here she is with her super-human teeth.
I don’t know.
Wow, that is actually a dramatic difference. I guess whitening makes your teeth look bigger. That stands to reason, since you notice them more. Thanks for the comparison!
I feel the same way dude….so I caved in and placed a video on Youtube up. That is the ultimate lazy persons blog cop-out. But on the other hand, any chance to see Nicolas cage tear shit up is worth it.
PS – Love the name and logo
Waltsense, thanks for stopping by, and for the kind words. I’m sorry it took me so long to get back to you. I fell ill, and I basically fell off the face of the internet for about two weeks. I’m not a huge Nicolas Cage fan, but I do acknowledge that it’s fun watching the man go ape shit.
By the way, speaking of logos, I hope you don’t mind my saying that your logo, while awesome, kind of gives me the creeps.
I think the claim of Diana being a lady is a stretch. 😛
Normally I’d object, but Diana never reads my blog anymore. Dis away, dude!