Would you call me twisted if I told you that I sing “When You Wish Upon a Star” every time I feed my frog a cricket?

Would you call me twisted if I told you that I sing “When You Wish Upon a Star” every time I feed my frog a cricket?
Filed Under: Humor
OK, this one took a while to sink in, but when I cracked up recalling this while doing the dishes, yea, it’s pretty twisted. Twisted rules.