Kevin: so what’s up with you?
Casey: went for a jog
Kevin: wow, at 3 in the morning? safe neighborhood?
Casey: our township is rated one of the safest in the US lol
Casey: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canton_Township,_Michigan
Casey: Based on statistics reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Canton was the nation’s 20th safest municipality with a population over 75,000 during 2003, 2004, 2005, and 2006
Casey: plus who’s gonna fuck with someone 6’4 and 270 lbs?
Kevin: a 6’5 dude who’s 271 lbs?
Casey: fuck
Kevin: didn’t think about that shit, did you? you’re lucky to be alive.
Casey: bish
I thought I commented on this… Well, what I wanted to say is that this is brilliant.