Diana: This one’s for your aunt, right?
Kevin: Yep.
Diana: Okay, I’m going to wrap it right now. (Leaves the room)
Kevin: What about Adam Ant?
Diana: (Returning to the room) What?
Kevin: You also have a gift to wrap for Adam Ant, right?
Diana: (Sigh) I’ve never regretted asking “What?” so much in my life as I do right now.
Kevin: Not a fan of 80’s music, huh?
Diana: Say one more word, and you’re wrapping this gift yourself.
Kevin: Oh come on, Diana. It’s Christmas! Why are you so Adam Ant [adamant] about ruining my good time?
Boom. Merry Christmas, kids.