Insomnia is my friend since lack of sleep apparently enhances my test-taking abilities. I took the LSAT without having been able to sleep at all the night before, and I think I did as well as I ever could have.
When clubbing in San Francisco, you shouldn’t leave your Louis Vuitton scarf laying around unattended in the same spot for two hours, because there are people like Mel out there who can’t resist the temptation to snatch it.
Speaking of the city, San Francisco cab drivers are awesome.
One day, my car will kill me. Did you know that when you drive an American car, sometimes “Drive” means “Neutral,” or sometimes even “Reverse?” Like, duh Kev. You can’t always expect your car to move FORWARD when you shift to D.
Again, while clubbing, the world you experience as a male is so different when you’re accompanied by two attractive women. People (mainly guys) treat you a lot more kindly in the hopes that you’ll say, “No, it’s cool. She’s not my woman.”
The same guys that approach you to ask about said attractive women are usually full of themselves. “Oh, so you two aren’t dating? What’s her problem then? When I talked to her, she wasn’t down.”
When you wake up Monday morning, and the things you did on Friday afternoon seem like they happened a week ago, you’ve done something right.
5 thoughts on “Things I Realized This Weekend”
You failed to mention the fact that you had all this fun without the presence of the bear. That’s a good thing. It looks like you’ve finally moved past the point of using me as a social crutch.
You failed to mention the fact that you had all this fun without the presence of the bear. That’s a good thing. It looks like you’ve finally moved past the point of using me as a social crutch.
Wait, you were clubbing in San Francisco??? You bastard!
Hey, if it makes you feel any better, he didn’t bother with trying to include me, either.
WTF??? I leave my blog alone for a few hours, and this is the kind of thing I have to deal with when I come back to it.
Your blog is perfectly capable of being left alone for a few hours….
must…kill….kevin…