Did I say or do something incredibly stupid and offensive? Because up until today, I thought things were actually going well. Now it’s almost as if I don’t even exist. It’s silly, I know. Some real high school shit I’ve got going on here.
You can’t fault me for not having tried, at least. I finally did it. I stopped being a pussy and asked somebody out. But hell, if rejection feels this bad every time somebody blows you off, maybe I had the right idea before I started being brave. No, I don’t really mean that deep down, but please allow me my moment of self-pity. Thanks. And why yes, I would like a beer.