Those bureaucratic idiots working for the Santa Clara County just screwed me twice on my passport. I renewed it last year, but they misspelled my middle name. I couldn’t change it in time before I went to China, so I just used the erroneous one to leave the country. I plan to travel again this summer, so I decided to have my passport corrected. I sent it to the county along with the proper amendment forms, and they mailed it all right back to me without any kind of written response. Screw those guys.
Ah hell, it’s only my middle name. Stuff like that is easily overlooked. I just hope the ineptitude of the people running airport security will work in my favor come summertime.