I was in the office restroom washing my hands when the water pressure failed, and the sink started to sputter water. For half a moment my heart sank, and panic washed over me as I began to wonder whether this was a sign that California’s drought-stricken reservoirs had finally dried up. Then the water pressure corrected itself, and my panic subsided. I left the water running full blast when I exited the restroom because America is the greatest nation in the world.
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