Pulling me over and giving me a speeding ticket when I’m less than a block away from my house? I feel safer already, you fucking assholes in hats. You get no love or sympathy from me when your asses are shot down by criminals. As far as I’m concerned, putting your life in danger every day is proper penance for all of the bullshit bullying you do in the name of preserving law and order. 37 in a 25 zone? Fuck off, I drive this road every day. There aren’t any little children running across the street to check out the sound barrier bordering the highway. America’s finest, folks. Overfed, overpampered, overprotected bullies in blue. Hall monitor assholes. Want to know why you catch so much scorn? Because you honestly, truly deserve it. Yes, you keep the peace, and yes, you prevent bad people from shooting people like me. But that’s as far as your usefulness extends. You would be doing us all a huge favor if you stopped harassing the general public and stopped exercising your authority just because you have it.
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