Jack: If a guy ever attempts to turn your attention to his exposed scrotum, you should kick him… and kick him hard. There’s no excuse for that.
Kevin: what if it’s a chick with exposed breasts?
Jack: Then you express your sincere gratitude and do your thing.
Kevin: ah yes, the double standard
Jack: No, it’s not a double standard
Jack: Unless you’re attracted to guys
Kevin: suppose the guy thought you were gay
Jack: I see your point.
Jack: Then to maintain my dignity from a moral standpoint…
Jack: You should kick her breasts and kick them hard.
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there are exceptions. what if the guy is ur friend and he has a bump, growth, or scar on his scrote? in this case he just wants some advice and should not be kicked.
also, while t-bagging a sleeping friend’s forehead or eyeballs is a horrible offense, i don’t believe it warrants any form of reataliation, like being kicked.
Your questions pertain to a man showing his scrotum or a woman showing her breasts. You forgot the third: What if a woman shows her scrotum??? I bet you didn’t think about that!!!