According to a recent study, roughly a third of all Americans are obese. That’s really good to know…too bad that story first broke like 20 years ago. It’s become something of a cliché now for news publications and news broadcasters to wag their admonishing finger at the fat people of America. If you watch the…
Denise’s AIM Buddy Info:
Some people are so freaken lazy, and then they wonder why they are so fat!! Go to the gym, FATTY!!
Blasphemy by a Former Catholic
We’ve all heard people take the Lord’s name in vain. That kind of thing bothers some people, but it doesn’t get to me anymore. Whenever I hear somebody say “goddamnit” or mutter something like, “oh for Christ’s sake,” I’m more concerned about how that person is doing than I am about God’s feelings. God has…
How Many Assholes Do We Got on This Ship Anyhow?
Carlos: why is this world full of assholes? Carlos: i mean everyone to an extent is an asshole Carlos: but there are people that are over the top Carlos: and you know another thing that pisses me off Carlos: what is this pray for peace? Carlos: we create the shit Kevin: we create war? Carlos:…
Mmm Fizzy
Yesterday I ate lunch at one of those McDonald’s that offers a self-service drink fountain. I was in a Mr. Pibb kind of mood, so I reached over and went for it. As I was filling up, I read the slogan on the little graphic icon: “Put it in your head.” Now I ask you,…
First Impressions of My Advanced Accounting Textbook
Hooray for school. Oh wait, that wasn’t sarcastic enough? Let me try again…
Tired of Playing the Fool
Oh, the drama: mixed signals, varying shades of advice from every corner and from every angle, lingering doubts, and lingering suspicions. Sometimes, man… At some point, something’s gotta give. It’s just like Carlos always says, “Sometimes you get the bear, and sometimes that fucking bear…he gets you.” What’s the score at now, anyway? I think…
If Only Rationality Were as Enduring as Emotional Stupidity
I feel at peace tonight. We’re just friends, and that’s okay. Although there will always be an irrational part of me that holds onto the hope that she’ll one day be mine, I think I’m finally learning to let go. We could have been something, I still believe that; but I’ve realized that she really…
Only a Fool
Lately it seems that the more we talk the more it hurts. She’s onto me, too. She senses it in every lull and every introspective silence. So be it. Yesterday afternoon, while we were speaking on the phone, she suggested that she should hang up because she made me too sad. I asked her to…
A Tribute to Her
Here’s to missed chances, those quick and inadvertent glances that always seem to happen just as the other is looking your way — and to silence and mutual understanding, to knowing everything but daring not to acknowledge a single word of truth to the other. Here’s to lost love, the things that could have been,…