Random Complaints (The “Things That Suck” List)

• Oversleeping on a weekday and then subsequently hauling ass in order to attend a class that bores the hell out of you.
• 50 Cent. Seriously, he’s the most overrated thing since sliced bread. “I love you like a fat kid love cake.” Wow man, profound. I guess I can throw out all of my 2Pac albums now and clear a space on my shelves for 50 Cent.
• Pretentious music composers who write confusing sheet music. There’s no such thing as a B-sharp or an F-flat, so just get over yourselves.
• Entourage members who feel the need to rap over the headliners’ lines during a live hip-hop performance. Hey guys, there’s a reason why you don’t have your own albums, so keep it down already.
• The sequel mentality. Did you know people are referring to the most recent war in Iraq as “Gulf War II”?
• The Bible Belt. Specifically, I have a problem with the blatant conjunction of Church and State. Alabama recently declared that dildos are still illegal in that state. For one thing, I didn’t even know that dildos were ever illegal in Alabama to begin with. And second, both the federal and state governments need to lay off on mandating morality through trivial decrees.

I feel better now. Urge to kill fading…fading…rising! Fading…