A new pet peeve of mine that’s been gradually developing over the years is when people in their early twenties proclaim to be old every time they yawn in the evening before 10:00pm. Whatever happened to enjoying your youth? People are so eager to shrivel up and bury themselves long before it’s their time. Let’s not be so quick to point out every little loss that comes with age, shall we? Instead, I think we ought to be celebrating the things that we’re still able to do, without all of the silly complaints. I mean geez, you know? I shouldn’t have to remind young people that there’s life after nineteen.