Dude, why is it that the cutest girls I meet are usually wholesome, churchgoing Christians? It’s not as if I have something against them. In fact, I’m under the impression that quite the opposite is true. I never feel “good” enough to chase after a nice Christian girl because I don’t think I could ever live up to her expectations in a man. By that, I mean I don’t go to Church, and I’m not totally sold on the Jesus thing. But goddamnit, sometimes you meet a really great girl who’s intelligent, who shares your interests, who carries conversation well, and who happens to be cute, but who also happens to be a dedicated Christian, and you can’t help but think to yourself, “Christ, if only I could believe again.” No such luck, though. Girls like that will forever remain miles out of my league.
How ironic.
Dang KZ, you’re wasting precious Christian pickup lines that you could break out. Just imagine the possibilities.
“What’s up, baby. You could raise my Lazarus any day.” Something like that?
u started a blog with “dude.” i couldn’t be more proud.