This is how the conversation went, to the best of my recollection. This is probably the last time that Dawn will ask me to do her a favor.
Dawn: Can you remind me to take my sewing machine home when we come back to your place tonight?
Kevin: Hey Dawn, don’t forget to take your sewing machine home when we come back here tonight. There, I reminded you. Now I’m off the hook for the rest of the day.
Dawn: No, I need you to remind me when we get back here.
Kevin: Right. When we get back here tonight, don’t forget to take your sewing machine home.
Dawn: When we come back here tonight, please remind me to take my sewing machine home.
Kevin: I can do that. Say Dawn, remember to take your sewing machine home when we get back here tonight.
Dawn: I’m not talking about now. When we come back here tonight, that’s when I need you to remind me.
Kevin: So you’re saying you want to leave your sewing machine here in the apartment, and not take it home?
Dawn: I want to leave it here for a while only until we get back tonight.
Kevin: And you want me to remind you to take the sewing machine home when we come back here to the apartment?
Dawn: Exactly.
Kevin: Dawn, don’t forget to take your sewing machine home when we get back to the apartment tonight.
Dawn: No, I need you to . . .
Diana: Would you two shut the hell up? You’re both annoying as fuck.
Kevin: What I think Diana is trying to say, Dawn, is that you should remember to take your sewing machine home when we come back to the apartment tonight.
Sounds pretty accurate except for that last part. You never had that last line. LIAR!!!!
I have to agree with Diana on this one. The original Diana ending is the truth. But more importantly, it’s funnier. I understand that this is your blog, and you’re thus allowed to edit reality to suit yourself. This would usually be fine, if not in fact preferred. But this instance, however, is an exception because, as I said, the Diana ending is better. So for the sake of the readers, SUCK IT UP and realize you can’t always have the last word… BITCH!
Dawn and Diana, if you want to win so badly, then go get your own blogs and do something about it! I pay no heed to the voiceless.
It’s called artistic license D&D… and KZ just licensed your asses!
And KZ has thrown the gauntlet down! Diana and Dawn I expect to see a blog from one or both of you by Halloween. Now get crackin’ and don’t use Blogger. Oy, do *NOT* use Blogger.
When you take up this challenge (yeah, I said when) start a blog on WordPress.com.
Oh! The blog can be called Setting Kevin Straight.
SQUEE!! It’s available! That web address is available at wordpress.com. See for yourself:
https://en.wordpress.com/signup/?new=settingkevinstraight
You. Must. Start. That. Blog.
KZ, make them start that blog. I am almost ready to snag that address just so I can turn it over to them.
Conrado you’ve made me laugh twice now and that means you need to list your blog or start a blog.
That is all.
p.s. Replying to comments, just because I can.
Conrado doesn’t blog, but I’m sure he would be a great blogger if he ever tried. Unfortunately, I’m the only one among my circle of friends who blogs regularly. That’s why I’ve had to resort to reaching out to people on the internet just to make a writer’s connection.
By the way, Cardiogirl. Be on the lookout for Diana’s new blog at http://kzsucksass.com.
Note to Diana: As. SOON. As KZSucksAss.com appears online I will commence stalking.
When I start my new blog, I think it will mostly be dedicated to bitching about Kevin. Plus, Im much too lazy to worry about small things like punctuation and awkward wording, so Kevin is going to hate it. All the more reason to make one, I suppose!
Oh sweet Lord in Heaven. You have threaded comments! In. Love. With. Your. Comment. Section!
I’m all a tizzy right now because I don’t know who to reply to. So for now I’m going to just hang tight in my own box.
Love this!
Hey, will you remind me to leave a comment here later?
Katherine, your comment put a smile on my face, so thank you for that. You actually seem to understand my humor, unlike some other cranky ladies hanging out in the comments section.
Nice!
You’ve got to be a Monty Python fan, particularly the scene with the guards guarding the prince in The Holy Grail 😀
Hey Mike, thanks for commenting. 🙂 I guess you could consider me a mild Monty Python fan. I have seen The Holy Grail, and I do enjoy that movie, but to be honest, I forgot about that scene until you mentioned it. Now that I think about it, it would have been much more appropriate to pay homage to Monty Python, rather than Abbott and Costello. I guess I lose after all.
Nah, you don’t lose at all! I’m pretty sure that Abbott and Costello were a major influence on the Monty Python guys. Your conversation is still hilarious!
You are too kind, sir. Thank you!
Ok, just got my own blog.
This is like Halloween and Christmas all rolled into one! Awesome!
The template she’s using isn’t very powerful. It’s also pretty old. Maybe I’ll help her tweak it a bit so that her anti-KZ blog will look better. 😛