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This Blogger’s Gone Paintballin’

Posted on February 17, 2013October 13, 2022 by KZ

Day 17: “Whatever, dude”
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Yeah, I know. I’m supposed to be writing something new and interesting for every day of February. Most days, I’ve tried my best, but I’m just not feeling it today. It’s a Sunday, and I’m tired of coming up with clever ways to repeat myself. One of the many hazards of living life as a creative person is repeating yourself one too many times. As a would-be writer, I am painfully aware of the fact that I only have so many “moves” in my arsenal of clever quips, awesome observations, and some other such alliterative phrases related to writing.

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Making the Most of a Wednesday

Posted on January 31, 2013October 12, 2022 by KZ

The smell of gasoline, cigarette smoke, stagnant water, dirt, sweat, and old curdled paint — it all mingles with the sound of shouts, rapid-fire thuds on inflatable cushions of air, and people geeking out on tournaments, technique, and tech. This is Wednesday night paintball. I think I’m in love.

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Do These Crutches Make My Swollen Ankle Look Fat?

Posted on March 8, 2012October 12, 2022 by KZ

Well, that sucked. I messed up my right ankle pretty badly last Saturday while playing paintball. I was running and gunning, and I failed to notice a patch of uneven terrain, and I rolled my ankle during a full-on sprint. It hurt like hell, but I made it to my bunker and played on for…

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